Laredo 2.0

I have been busy (playing poker and getting drunk in San Diego), which means one of two things: 1. I have no money left and am drinking second-hand Bud Light, left behind by neo-hippie beatniks 2. I'm thriving at the poker tables with my drunk-aggressive style, and inhaling Guinness like it's air. Well, I am proud to say the latter is true, and I am going to introduce a new look to Laredo Slider.

First, I am going to start using Photoshop (to break weed up on)...shit, Microsoft Paint is good enough. Every Sunday, I am going to have a Microsoft Paint gallery of the week's events, along with picks on Sunday's games. I haven't been making picks because I have been getting slaughtered, but my over/under numbers have been good.

Monday, GFY list. There is no excuse for not having a GFY list every week, because I say "Go Fuck Yourself" to about 34 people a week, on average.

Tuesday is "Wouldya Rather Day". I will take a subject from current events and put a "Laredo" twist on it, and debate it with a special guest. Like from this week, I would take a headline staight from CNN.com and ask "Wouldya rather go to Oral Roberts University, or get oral from a guy named Robert at your local university?" Hopefully we will get some celebrity guests, like Jessica Alba, to give me oral.

Wednsday is the "Laredo Review Day". I will pit two CDs against each other. Or review a TV show. Or I'll just uplink the best porn directly to LS. I will review "The Bachelor" later today.

Thursday is the "NY Sports Check". Where I rant and rave about my teams.

Friday is "Laredo's Weekend Preview". I will run down what to watch on the weekend.

Saturday will be when I unveil my person of the week. I have been the winner the last 1,021 weeks. I'm gonna retire, so it's opened up to the rest of ya'll. Right now Jessica Alba is the front runner for this week, until her lawyers call me.

Oh, and I'm launching an audio blog on Blog Talk Radio. I'm going to have audio content for my loyal listeners of funny shit, and my recorder will always be rolling. So if your in earshot of me, and say something that will bite you in the ass...you can hear it again on BlogTalkRadio.com/laredoslider.

That's It...I'm out like the shitty-ass Phillies/Cubs/Yankees/Red Sox...lol.