GFY List...Monday Morning QB on Wednsday...Week of September 30th (a day that will live in infamy)

Last week, I was in a good mood. I was like, "a GFY list would be funny." I was happy with where the Mets were, the Giants' D did a complete about face, and I was back on the east coast...so I was happy as a clam (Jessica Alba's clam). I took a shot at Philly because I thought that they were going to fall short once again, and JDate was looking promising (after my fourth registration).

This week, I'm in a shitty mood. I think a GFY list this week will help me let off some steam. The Mets are home (and they didn't deserve to be playing this week), the Giants are good (but as soon as I finish this sentence, they will shit the bed), and I'm back in L.A...so I am as pissy as a clam (Rosie O'Donnell's clam on her period...sorry, but I'm pissed and spiting out nothing but venom, today...just like, you know what). I just want to get into this list. First up is Anucha Brown-Sanders (ladies, Laredo does love you, unless you stand in the way of one of my franchise gettin' a ring).

#1 - Anucha Brown-Sanders, Isaiah Thomas, Madison Square Garden

For those who don't know, Anucha sued Madison Square Garden and Isaiah Thomas for sexual harassment, and she won. Yes, there was plenty of evidence to suggest that MSG and Zeke were guilty. Pretty cut and dried, right? Isaiah should lose his job, right? Garden boss James Dolan is known for making pretty sensible decisions, right? No, on all counts!

A. Anucha Browne-Sanders proved her case. She supposedly wasn't qualified for the job, and she caused problems at work. If I'm the defense, I would say, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, bitches cause problems at work", the jury would agree and every one would go home happy. Does anybody doubt that she caused problems at work? NO!!!!

B. Isaiah - He admitted to trying to kiss (and inappropriately hug) Mrs. Browne-Sanders. He also said that he uses the word "bitch", but would never use "black bitch" towards the plaintiff. He also said he has a problem with white guys using the word "bitch" towards black women. Let's not give him a medal, yet, because he used his "I'm going to sexually harass this girl at work" card on a sasquatch (all guys play this card as much as possible until they get caught, we just don't know it). Why her?!? She's about 8'2", and not exactly a spring chicken. She must have come to work with dynamite coming out of her pussy. What did Isaiah see in her? She looks a little like Patrick Ewing with a wig. He shoulda tried f'n a Knicks City Dancer. If I'm the defense, I would say, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you think that Isaiah would try to F a sasquatch? This isn't a Jack Link's Jerky commercial, and I don't think so." The jury would agree and everyone would go home happy. Does anybody think she is not a sasquatch? NO!!!!!

C. Madison Square Garden - The ticket prices are too high, and the guy who runs the Garden is an idiot. James Dolan shoulda bought her out (he does that with players every year). And he isn't going to fire Isaiah (yet). He is going to have to, this case proves everything is upside down at the Garden. When the Knicks play, they are going to have women groups protesting, and Marbury is going to try and fuck them all (which will open up another can of crabs).

Bottom Line - There will probably be one Knick that gets killed at a club this year, and another who gets arrested (20 to 1 on a Knick getting shot...7 to 2 on an arrest...2 to 1 the arrested Knick is the one who fired the shots). We don't need a distraction like this trial, right now...especially when other shit starts hitting the fan.

#2 - Cops

What are going to happen to Mike Vick's pits? Read 'dis (thepoint.com) :

The 48 remaining dogs “appear to have some potential for possible placement with specific conditions,” according to Rosenberg’s motion. The prosecutors plan to ask Hudson to appoint a guardian to oversee the disposition and placement of the rest of the dogs.

Some of the dogs might be used to fight crime one day. A future in law enforcement was among the four categories of placement considered for each dog, according to the motion, made by Rosenberg’s office.

Oh, so Mike trained the dogs for you?! Let's call him Lt. Ron Mexico. Let him go!!! He just donated 48 dogs to fighting crime, and that was his plan all along. The cops are planning to use pits?!?! Hell no!!! I don't want to be running and have a pit clamp on to me, because I was pulled over for D.W.B. (driving while black...or dickin' white bitches). Puhleeeze...I think #7 will be taking snaps in the NFL (especially after Mr. Goodell reads this explanation). Then...

Last week in Newport Beach, CA, Dennis Rodman was charged formally with touching a woman in an intimate place. He was at a bar, and had a innuendo filled conversation with a girl (supposedly she asked to see his dick and he pulled it out, seriously). He then slapped her ass. Whatdaflidduck?! There should be two crimes. Rodman should be charged for taking his dick out. He should also be charged with taking his dick out, and not getting as little as a tug-job. The cops f'd it up. You can't charge somebody with "slapping an intimate body part" if it's her ass (unless she's a porno star that specializes in anal...which includes shooting medicine balls through her ass...i can't be the only one who saw that one). I was like, "damn, this niggas hard, slapping bitches' tities." Nope, it was her ass. I can't believe the cops are persuing this.

#3 - The Mets (except Scott Schoenweis) - I don't need to write any more about the Mets, except this. Scott Schoenweis had the right idea...use steroids. As a fan, it obvious that the Mets don't care about me, so they should use steroids, because I don't care about them. Here's to hoping Joes Reyes comes to spring training with "30 lbs. more of muscle" a.k.a. roided up.

I'm out like Rodman's dick at a family restaurant.