Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Will the REAL T.O. please stand up? Thank You...

In a story just posted by the AP an hour ago, T.O. is talking shit to Jessica Simpson:

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week. "Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned," he added.

Knowing T.O. there are only five things that can come out of this:

1. T.O. punches Tony Romo when he throws 4 int’s in a playoff game.

2. T.O. punches Jessica Simpon when Tony Romo throws 4 int’s in a playoff game.

3. Authorities find T.O.'s list. It's called "White Bitches that May Fuckup My Season". Wade Philips is one, Donovan McNabb is two, Jeff Garcia three, Tony Romo four, and Jessica Simpson five.

4. T.O. decides that if Jessica Simpson hangs around Texas Stadium, she has to "hook up" the whole team.

5. Two words: Rape Kit

So, T.O. is having a great year, and his team is 12-2...why can't he be happy? Because Tony Romo is taking his “shine”. How is T.O. going to get commercials, and shit, when Jessica Simpson is getting more publicity and air time, during the football game? I think the “tear the team apart” T.O. is right around the corner. As a Giants fan, I can’t wait.


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