Shame on you Las Vegas Police, Roger Goodell, David Stern, and Hennessey. You guys have created a Molotov cocktail of danger by allowing brothas to go a lawless city, with too many laws. Tell them they can have a good time at a basketball game where the best in the world are playing, and partying. Hennessey, you know what you guys do, too. Brothas get looooose on some Hennessey. Cause them to go to strip clubs to make it monsoon. People get shot, and the wrong people get suspended and jailed.
A new case in point is the O.J. Simpson case. He went to Vegas, with henchmen in tow, looking for some guys who stole his memorabilia (in O.J.’s cell phone, he doesn’t have the traditional group contact settings like “family”, “business”, “friends”…he has “Henchmen”, “Ho’s”, and “Rapper’s That are Scared of Me, So They Hangout with Me”). He obviously premeditates the whole thing because he barges into a hotel room, and steals his shit back, and he was strapped. So, the dumb Las Vegas Police charge him with 8 felonies (after bringing Pacman Jones up on similar charges, and having their case blown apart). The guys who O.J. supposedly robbed already fesses up to stealing things from O.J. Now O.J.’s pissed, and a motivated O.J. is gonna do one of two things: run for 2,000 yards in the NFL, or kill people (and he hasn’t played football in years). Here are the mistakes the D.A. made when O.J. went to his bail hearing:
1.) 125,000 dollar bail….LOLOLOLOL!!!!! That’s pocket change, or what we like to call “Make it Rain” money. 125,000 dollar bail = $250,000 night out in Vegas, look out bitches (yes, I used “we” when discussing O.J. in the last sentence…once O.J. walks in to a building, I know who I’m rollin’ with)
A new case in point is the O.J. Simpson case. He went to Vegas, with henchmen in tow, looking for some guys who stole his memorabilia (in O.J.’s cell phone, he doesn’t have the traditional group contact settings like “family”, “business”, “friends”…he has “Henchmen”, “Ho’s”, and “Rapper’s That are Scared of Me, So They Hangout with Me”). He obviously premeditates the whole thing because he barges into a hotel room, and steals his shit back, and he was strapped. So, the dumb Las Vegas Police charge him with 8 felonies (after bringing Pacman Jones up on similar charges, and having their case blown apart). The guys who O.J. supposedly robbed already fesses up to stealing things from O.J. Now O.J.’s pissed, and a motivated O.J. is gonna do one of two things: run for 2,000 yards in the NFL, or kill people (and he hasn’t played football in years). Here are the mistakes the D.A. made when O.J. went to his bail hearing:
1.) 125,000 dollar bail….LOLOLOLOL!!!!! That’s pocket change, or what we like to call “Make it Rain” money. 125,000 dollar bail = $250,000 night out in Vegas, look out bitches (yes, I used “we” when discussing O.J. in the last sentence…once O.J. walks in to a building, I know who I’m rollin’ with)
2.) They took his passport away so that he wouldn’t flee the country…LOLOLOLOL!!!!! O.J. is going NOWHERE…this is his home turf. They should stop issuing passports around the world for anybody wanting to come here, cuz da Juice is Loose!!!!
3.) They really wanna send O.J. to Jail? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! If O.J. goes to jail he will not rehabilitate (duh), but what he will do is organize and get acquainted with the inmates. O.J. has the most street cred of any celebrity EVER...He’s killed, left his jizz on the scene, and wrote a book about it. He would have a rock star following in jail. The most prominent prison gangs would be the Aryans, the La Eme, and the O.J.’s (not the band…you notice I didn’t mention the Bloods and Crips…O.J. would figure out a way to unite them and take over whatever jail he’s in)
And one mistake from Ron Goldman’s family, who wants the memorabilia as part of their son’s wrongful death suit against O.J.:
DON’T ask for the memorabilia. O.J. will “redeem” these items once the smoke clears.
Over the last 13 years, there haven’t been any unexplained murders involving Hall of Fame running backs and two white people, and we should keep it that way. I must give O.J. credit, though because everybody is enthralled by O.J. and anything he’s involved with. MTV should do “Punk’d” with Ashton Kutcher and we would be able to kill two birds with one stone (knife). I can see it now:
O.J.’s Girlfriend (white blond, big booty): O.J. I think you got me pregnant!!
O.J.: What, bitch?!?
O.J.’s Girl & Ashton Kutcher: You’ve been Punked!!! (Kutcher has that shit-eating-grin on his face)
O.J. (sheepishly): (stabs everybody)
The problem is that the new “Punk’d” would only last one episode.
And one mistake from Ron Goldman’s family, who wants the memorabilia as part of their son’s wrongful death suit against O.J.:
DON’T ask for the memorabilia. O.J. will “redeem” these items once the smoke clears.
Over the last 13 years, there haven’t been any unexplained murders involving Hall of Fame running backs and two white people, and we should keep it that way. I must give O.J. credit, though because everybody is enthralled by O.J. and anything he’s involved with. MTV should do “Punk’d” with Ashton Kutcher and we would be able to kill two birds with one stone (knife). I can see it now:
O.J.’s Girlfriend (white blond, big booty): O.J. I think you got me pregnant!!
O.J.: What, bitch?!?
O.J.’s Girl & Ashton Kutcher: You’ve been Punked!!! (Kutcher has that shit-eating-grin on his face)
O.J. (sheepishly): (stabs everybody)
The problem is that the new “Punk’d” would only last one episode.
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