NBA Summer - Stephen Jackson Award

A new award was created by me, in honor of the fun that is the summer in the NBA, and the player who is gonna make the most noise this summer, Stephen Jackson...the award is going to the player (retired or active) who gets arrested the most, kills the most people, or just does something of idiotic proportion...since the NBA summer officially starts today, I wanna kick off with our first contestants:


What do these two people have in common:



no...they aren't Isaiah's newest reclamation projects (not yet at least), they aren't the same person (no, all black people don't look alike), but they are the charter members of the N.B.A.'s newest fraternity...Power Forwards Who Like to Jerk Off While Driving...Eddie Griffin (left) and Byron Houston happened to be doing the ol' pick and roll, and got caught by police...Last year, Griffin was drunk, crashed his car, and left the pornos on his front seat ("Anal Action" and "Privates")...there were witnesses, and Griffin tried to pass off the accident as trying to get his cell phone, which fell into his lap (after this, I played NBA 2K7 and changed E.G.'s ball handling rating to 99)...Houston (Oklahoma State's All Time leading scorer) was caught on Wednesday AFTERNOON (like there is an acceptable time to beat off and drive), and when he has pulled over, his underwear was on the floorboard! I don't imagine that this is the last time it will happen with a basketball player, because they like Escalades with DVD players in the dash, and white broads who are take back shots and face shots...

So I'm going to give 2 points to Byron Houston in the SJA race so far...Eddie Griffin gets a half point for being connected in some f'd up way...I have a feeling we will have a couple of more entries before the end of July, so stay posted...