This Thing Of Ours

Lemme tell you a couple of three things: In North Jersey, we have this family (not a glorified crew, thank you very much, Mr. Leotardo) that you get into, and if you're lucky you end up able to walk, and not in some swamp off the Turnpike...check that, you will end up in the swamp off of the Turnpike...16W to be exact...you see, this is where the New York Football Giants play, and when you play for the New York Football Giants, you are playing for one of the oldest, roughest families in North Jersey...Jessie Armstead, one the most heralded members of the linebacking corps in the late 90s, signed a one-day contract today, so he could retire as a Giant...the one thing we had to do to allow Jessie on the roster was "take care of" FB Jim Finn...he was in surgery today, and if he flips to Philly, he can go f himself...Fogetaboutit! Oh yeah, thanks Jessie...you will always be a Giant...and only call me from payphones!