Why women like to throw the word "stalker" around

I do live in Hollywood, and actually met this young woman (Alyssa Milano, for those without dicks), and she hugged me. I think that when she hugged me, i gave her the impetus to have a Black Bat in her hand, like she does in the last picture (yes, capitalizing Black Bat is grammatically correct, for me). When I talked to her, she said she didn't like the Mets, and I wonder if she is doing this to send me a message. My bail will probably be set at $50,000 the first time, and if I take a couple of years off, I hope everybody understands.