No Porn or DIE!!!!

Just had to comment on the current state of life over in the Middle East, how far they are progressing to bring freedom to Iraq (how's that goin' for ya??), and how far away they are from freedom in Iran...The Iranian Government declared today that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corrupter of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corrupter of the world." According to the Quran being a "corrupter of the world" is the highest form of crime...What does that mean? If you say "sex!!!", the government can imprison you for one year, or they'll kill you...Just don't bring your laptops to Iran...I can imagine it now...A guy in court because of the suspicion of having porn, and the judge having to use a butter knife to pry the tape out of the VCR (does Iran have VCR's yet?)...this is rediculous, but I thought of an idea (if I ran this by the Prez, he would probably do it, I would do it if I were a lame duck): Mail pornos (preferably gay porn with a guy in it dressed up as Bin Laden) to Ayatollah Khamenei, call the cops on him, and poof!, a lot of problems disappear...