Reggie Do It!!

In response to Laredo’s article, I think Reggie Bush should marry Kim. Why? Three simple reasons: he’s going to be a bigger bust than Adam Archuleta, both people’s fame have hit their peak, and the porn industry is a billion dollar industry. The way Reggie Bush is playing, I hope he’s eating Subway every day and saving money, because he’s not getting a better contract. Also, Kim Kardashian owns a shitty clothing store in North Hollywood. Last time I checked, the only thing good that came out of NoHo was the burrito truck on its way to Silver Lake. Just like the stock market, recession is about to hit them.

As Laredo stated, what is Kim’s shelf life? This is the biggest underlying factor. I give her more than 4 years (about 5) because plastic surgery does amazing things, but I would invest in a prenup. I saw her porno and I would definitely hit it. And I’m sure Dr. Ray, or some other Armenian doc, can keep her this way. However, if Reggie is going to marry her he needs to beat the shit out of Ray J. How the hell do you think the tape ended up at Vivid? Brandy isn’t exactly making money anymore, so Ray J has no one to piggy back on. May I suggest that MMA contacts these two men? So, I’ve concluded that Reggie and Kim will not have careers in three years. They must cash in now while the oven is warm. They need to get married and have a reality show. With the writer’s strike, it’s the perfect time to get a crappy reality show green lit. They can honeymoon in Vegas, hire some strippers, make it rain, then film a sex tape - that’s the pilot!

I’m not sure how the rest of the show would go, but I’m guessing Matt Leinart will show up. He’ll probably have a threesome with the newlyweds and impregnate Kim. That’s an instant classic right there. The show will have two seasons, maybe three, and when it’s over they sell the sex tapes. In three years Kim’s ass will take up two airplane seats and Reggie Bush will be Rashaan Salaam (yeah I’m a Bears fan – fuck off). If there ever was a time to cash out on fame, this is it.

-The Double B