Sooooper Bowl Update

Tom Brady was seen in The Village yesterday going to his girlfriend’s apartment, Gisele Bundchen (or as I will be calling her the next two weeks, Jizz El Munchin). He had a walking cast on his right foot, and the media is wondering if he’s going to be ready for Super Bowl XLII. Of course he is! The real story is how he probably injured his foot. I think he injured himself trying to mimic Laurence Tynes game winning, 47 yard field goal, in his sleep. In a related story, Jizz El Munchin has a loose jaw. Or, maybe Randy Moss and Tom Brady were walking down the street, and Randy Moss saw his girlfriend so he grabbed the closest thing possible to hit her, which was Tom Brady’s right foot. In a related story, Jizz El Munchin has a loose jaw and Randy Moss is being questioned.

Watch the video, courtesy of TMZ.com. The funny thing is that Jizz El Munchin rushes into her house with a dog in her hand, and Tom follows a couple seconds later, with flowers. I hope Mike Vick is watching. If you’re going to electrocute dogs, at least bring flowers. It would be great if somebody could past Mike Vick’s head on Brady, and put some jumper cables in his hands.